I've fallen in love with the Annoyed Librarian

Something about Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail really hit home with me, where she reveals her secret powers as a book psychic all the way at the end of the movie. Why we, as librarians and future librarians, are unable to magically produce a book for our patron with the three vague attributes we've been given is difficult to describe. Apparently, Ms. Ryan is simply better at my job than I am.